| FINANCE and LEGAL | |
| Operating Cycle | Birlin the pedals lik b*gg*ry |
| Operating Statement | A said, ‘A’m deein’t.’ |
| Invoice | Neen o thae new-fangelt text messages fir me |
| Statement | A said, ‘Neen o thae new-fangelt SMS thingmies fir me’ |
| Trial Balance | ‘Hing the criminal’ 6 / ‘He widna hurt a flech’ 6 |
| Purchase Order | A’m nae askin, A’m telling ye – pit yer haun in yer pooch richt noo |
| Deed | Nae movin, onywye |
| Deed of Trust | If ye say ye’re deid, ye’re deid, as faur as A’m concerned |
| Advance Royalty | Kim awa ben, Camilla quine |
| — | — |
| BUSINESS MANAGEMENT | |
| Quality | Fit wye a thingmie’s fit fir fit it’s supposed ti fit |
| Competency | Fit ye’re fit fir |
| Health and Safety | Fit gings oot the windae if ye mischieve yersel – or ither fowk |
| Business Risk | Onythin aat kin mak an erse o fit ye’re tryin ti dee |
| Resources | Handy things ti hae handy |
| — | — |
| SOCIAL | |
| An upmarket wheelbarrow | Hurlie Davidson |
| Carpenter | A mannie fa pints cars |
| Stud muffin | Tackity teacake |
| Abrasive grinder | A stud wi nae finesse |
| Juvenile male parent | Laddie-da |
| Tongue stud | A lad fae Caithness wi an eye fir the quines |
| Boob tube | Bosie cosy |
| Padded bra | Breestie bowster |
Bouncers
| Fit a quine ends up wi if she disna hae a breestie bowster nor a bosie cosy |
| Thong | Floo’er o Thcotlan |
| — | — |
| TECHNOLOGY | |
| Cursor | A roch chiel fa eeses sweirie wirds |
| Files | Noo an again |
| Masterfiles | The Files loon |
| Memory stick | Ach, it wis in ma heid jist a minutie syne |
